Take Off into Space With Red Heaven!

4, 3, 2, 1 lift off!
Ladies, Gentleman, Star Trek Crew, Space Aliens and party goers alike. Welcome aboard Red Heaven's galactic aircraft "lust in space". My name is G-Girl, and it’s a pleasure to have you on board our lustful journey.

Can I please have your attention for the next few minutes as I take you through the safety demonstration for the night?
A complementary Red Heaven drink card is located in your hand. Please pull it out (and anything else you want to pull out) and give it to the bar tender to receive either a Red Devil or Green Martian cocktail. You will also find a Space Food Stick upon arrival for your in flight snack. For those of you seated on the couch, you may be required to assist in case of an emergency dance off. If you are unable, or do not wish to perform the functions described, please ask a "hire a hunk" to reseat you (or to do whatever else you desire, hmmm).
As a reminder, passengers wearing too much clothing will not be permitted entry.

For our in-flight entertainment we will be graced by music from DJs Nobby, Alex Taylor and Kate Monroe. Our eyes will also be dazzled by the delightful Zahra Stardust and her naked space dance with a disappearing light ball and a splash of bubbles (wouldn't you like to know where the ball goes?) She will assist us in making this journey a pleasurable one for you. (You have my word!)

For take off, please grab your drink (and the closest person next to you) your hem line high and your shirt off. It is important that at anytime while you are seated that you keep your feet moving to the beat, even if the music has been turned off. (I'm sure most of you march to the beat of your own drum anyway).

There is a bowl of condoms supplied to you at the nearest bar. Each is equipped with a sachet of lubricant. Please look around to locate the most attractive person close to you. In some cases, your nearest person may be behind you. Please take your time to look around and pick them out of the crowd. In case of getting lucky, please take your condom and remove it when needed by gently tearing the packet and place it on the object desired. To remove, simply pull away and discard. Please ensure condoms are on at all times.

If the party mood changes, alcohol will flow freely over the bar. Take the drink, sip and just breathe normally, be sure to take your drink before helping others to become intoxicated.

In case of a water landing, please grab the first pair of breasts you find and hold on tight. (You never know, Oxford Street could become flooded, stranger things have happened). As you leave the aircraft grasp firmly. The breasts can be turned on also by blowing or rubbing the nipples. There is no light or whistle (but I’m sure you’ll find other ways to make some noise).

As the hunks and RedHotPie promo girls come through to make a final check on the party, please thank them for being as hot as they are and taking off as much clothing as possible.

Please store your jackets, hand bags and light sabers in the cloak room and strut your sexy stuff along the red carpet and get ready for take off with Red Heaven’s space tour, Lust In Space

Saturday the 18th of September at the Oxford Hotel was a night to remember for everyone who rocked up, frocked up, painted on and lighted up.

As you walked Red Heaven’s Red Carpet (because every person that attends a Red Heaven event is treated like a star) decorated in red angel wings, you were greeted by the RedHotPie and Click Party promo girls. As you entered our space ship for the night, you were confronted by colours of red lights overseeing the dance floor. This was a lustful journey into space we will never forget.

The party guests were transformed into creatures from outer space with characters from sci-fi movies and all things space and sexy.

A big thank you to the major sponsors for making lift off into Lust In Space possible, RedHotPie, Risqué Boutique, Madam Rouge, High Heels, Bella Corsets, Eman Hair Design, the Illustrated Man, Hire a Hunk and Minx Gentleman’s Bar. (And a big thank you from me for getting the hire a hunk boys)

This could have been mistaken for the launch party for Virgin Galactic. And I think someone will have to tell Branson we beat him to it (or we could just invite him along next time). I do wonder if Virgin Galactic is going to be as much fun?

Red Heaven blasted this lustful party off into space with style and we look forward eagerly to the next journey, but to what destination we will just have to wait and see

Happy Recovering

Review by Nikki Goldstein as published on The Adventures of G-Girl